Mobile phone

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PhoneA mobile phone is a biological weapon created by the United States to destroy alien ecosystems on other planets. It has no destructive capabilities of its own, but its clever disguise allows it to discreetly collect bacteria from its surroundings instead – thus making it more potent than anything that can be created with today’s technology. They can be bought in ordinary stores and are used by ordinary people every day, all over the world, and when they are ultimately discarded in favour of a newer model with a new letter in its name, black garbage trucks come at night to transport them to some secret location where they will then wait for a planet to be assigned to them.
As soon as a potentially habitable planet is discovered outside of our own solar system, a mobile phone is placed inside a space probe and launched into the abyss where it will…

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